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il y a 1 jour on avril 15th, 2014 | J | 13 844 notes
zangusu:

pekanide is canon confirmed on twitter

zangusu:

pekanide is canon confirmed on twitter

il y a 2 jours on avril 14th, 2014 | J | 39 notes

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

il y a 3 jours on avril 14th, 2014 | J | 433 757 notes

behindtheplottwist:

Trying to remember an answer when taking a test

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Remembering the answer after you’ve turned the test in

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il y a 6 jours on avril 10th, 2014 | J | 50 991 notes
il y a 2 semaines on avril 1st, 2014 | J | 59 070 notes

chocolate-and-snowflakes:

patronustrip:

hellafandom:

hawkins-netwanderer:

Captain Anmerica: Winter Soldier

Credits to DCinside Frozen Gallery

HOLY-

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D: wait..what!?

il y a 2 semaines on avril 1st, 2014 | J | 67 788 notes

fnaticfans:

"I was really introverted, kinda? I was afraid to show…like the fans — I didn’t wanna wave them, I didn’t wanna interact with them because I was scared. I felt like they’re like ‘who’s this nerd playing games?’"

il y a 2 semaines on mars 30th, 2014 | J | 245 notes
1 596 909 plays

mycroftly:

IM FUCKIGN CYRUING

il y a 2 semaines on mars 30th, 2014 | J | 266 871 notes

zedrin-stormshock:

nunsnroses:

nijuukoo:

Art by Cyril Rolando

I feel like this really expresses each instrument.

Hey no joke

this guy has some of the best tutorials on various aspects of art (including color!)

Check him out, seriously.

il y a 2 semaines on mars 30th, 2014 | J | 360 245 notes
narcimallows:

smile and clap along
have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
beat-box
scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance
sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you
go up to the closest person singing and hug them until they stop. however long it takes. keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. bonus points for humming in their ear
start a mosh pit
striptease

narcimallows:

  • smile and clap along
  • have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
  • beat-box
  • scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance
  • sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you
  • go up to the closest person singing and hug them until they stop. however long it takes. keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. bonus points for humming in their ear
  • start a mosh pit
  • striptease
il y a 2 semaines on mars 30th, 2014 | J | 190 919 notes
countrylove87:

h-ella:

fyeahmainer:

motivationintohabit:

I’ve never hit the reblog button so fast in my life.

This dog is 500% done


my favourite part is the second dog that attempts it

countrylove87:

h-ella:

fyeahmainer:

motivationintohabit:

I’ve never hit the reblog button so fast in my life.

This dog is 500% done

my favourite part is the second dog that attempts it

il y a 2 semaines on mars 30th, 2014 | J | 656 735 notes
callmekitto:

ijustwanttobeadisneyvillain:

healthycollegeliving:

yummy-recovery:

oatsandyoga:

drink-green-tea-x:

later-is-never:

i’m so happy this set of pictures exists. I’M NOT ALONE!

Every day ):

Congrats, you’re human :))
No but seriously, imagine if you digestive system couldn’t expend to accomodate food? You’d be in terrible pain every time you eat and would have to consume little quantities of liquid all day long to get your nutrition. 

this.

I need reminding sometimes.

no but you don’t even understand how much this needed to be done

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO KNOW! You are a human who accommodates for the nutrients you need to survive! how wonderful! please don’t be scared or ashamed of that! 

callmekitto:

ijustwanttobeadisneyvillain:

healthycollegeliving:

yummy-recovery:

oatsandyoga:

drink-green-tea-x:

later-is-never:

i’m so happy this set of pictures exists. I’M NOT ALONE!

Every day ):

Congrats, you’re human :))

No but seriously, imagine if you digestive system couldn’t expend to accomodate food? You’d be in terrible pain every time you eat and would have to consume little quantities of liquid all day long to get your nutrition. 

this.

I need reminding sometimes.

no but you don’t even understand how much this needed to be done

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO KNOW! You are a human who accommodates for the nutrients you need to survive! how wonderful! please don’t be scared or ashamed of that! 

il y a 2 semaines on mars 27th, 2014 | J | 158 668 notes

agentcarolinainthemorning:

waluigiology:

i just figured out the perfect murder

kill someone and bury them in their own garden

that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide

#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them

il y a 2 semaines on mars 27th, 2014 | J | 212 894 notes

rnyspacing:

MR. PRESIDENT

il y a 3 semaines on mars 25th, 2014 | J | 442 665 notes
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