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il y a 1 semaine on juillet 17th, 2014 | J | 6 943 notes

May 2nd: Happy Birthday Sam!

cobalt-fallen-angel:

gilraenis:

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Happy Birthday To You by けんぽうパンダ

I don’t care if it’s not May 2nd, this is Adorable!

il y a 1 semaine on juillet 17th, 2014 | J | 8 396 notes

noobtheloser:

"Never speak of this."

il y a 1 semaine on juillet 17th, 2014 | J | 47 135 notes
flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

il y a 1 semaine on juillet 17th, 2014 | J | 162 679 notes

rdjsass:

me whenever

il y a 1 semaine on juillet 16th, 2014 | J | 163 793 notes

leadhooves:

housewifeswag:

the look on their faces though. its like “omfg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”

omg cutest ever

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

il y a 1 semaine on juillet 16th, 2014 | J | 2 227 747 notes
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Song: Fuckin' Fine Ass Leaves
Played: 1 382 199 times.

royai-sexual:

ursorum:

tylersthings:

Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.

this is my favourite fucking picture on the internet and the fact that it has an accompanying audio post makes me wanna cry tears of joy.

il y a 1 semaine on juillet 16th, 2014 | J | 241 374 notes
plays

hohokev:

watch this its urgent

il y a 1 semaine on juillet 16th, 2014 | J | 177 023 notes
plays

sweet-bitsy:

airbenderedacted:

mspgay:

mip mip mip mip

omg

I NEED FOUR HOURS OF THIS NOT FOUR SECONDS

il y a 1 semaine on juillet 16th, 2014 | J | 63 469 notes

johanirae:

emilyenrose:

fozmeadows:

scienceofsarcasm:

Evening Post: August 12, 1899.
"She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…”

I would love to know what this means.

I think that might be code for “punched him in the balls with devastating accuracy”.

I think the sport of boxing was (is?) often referred to as a science! In the older sense of ‘something that requires expert knowledge’. So if she thrashed him in scientific fashion, it implies that she had some expert knowledge of how to punch people, possibly learned from someone with some formal training!

Love how the onlookers are clearly cheering on the lady’s badass fighting skills

il y a 1 semaine on juillet 16th, 2014 | J | 38 450 notes
psyched-over-sykes:

CORGI HUSKY MIXED. THEY STAY THAT LITTLE IM DYINGGGG

psyched-over-sykes:

CORGI HUSKY MIXED. THEY STAY THAT LITTLE IM DYINGGGG

il y a 1 semaine on juillet 14th, 2014 | J | 284 247 notes
triptophobias:

backwardsorbust:

ellavictorious:

That’s fucked up. That’s real fucked up. That’s some ice spider shit and I do not approve.

That is the sickest shit ever

i just imagined a tiny little ice-spider on the mirror singing ‘let it go’ as he builds his little icy webby fortress.

triptophobias:

backwardsorbust:

ellavictorious:

That’s fucked up. That’s real fucked up. That’s some ice spider shit and I do not approve.

That is the sickest shit ever

i just imagined a tiny little ice-spider on the mirror singing ‘let it go’ as he builds his little icy webby fortress.

il y a 1 semaine on juillet 14th, 2014 | J | 433 832 notes

Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.

flojiro:

tro-yler:

lostincape-town:

my-herbal-journey:

I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.

Dude I don’t even shower everyday

^^^IM NOT ALONE

^^^^^^ WE ARE LEGION

And I shave my legs maybe twice a year. Max. 

il y a 1 semaine on juillet 14th, 2014 | J | 265 484 notes

mamalaz:

Avengers Actually Assembled

A world where film studio rights don’t exist and all of Marvel exists as one place.

il y a 1 semaine on juillet 14th, 2014 | J | 43 549 notes

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

il y a 1 semaine on juillet 14th, 2014 | J | 369 461 notes